Post by Mark Horton on Apr 24, 2007 23:59:43 GMT -5
EWC Devastation 2007
The First Ever EWC Pay Per View!
-the arena is packed with fans. A huge entrance stage leads down a ramp to the ring, with the trademark EWC gray ropes! Inside the ring dressed casually is the owner of the EWC, Mark Horton, with a microphone-
Mark - Welcome to our first Pay Per View, Devastation! Welcome to the future of the wrestling industry! Welcome to ELITE WRESTLING CHAMPIONS! My name is Mark Horton, and I am the proud owner of this organization! I have gathered talent from all over the world here tonight to compete for you. I have the top names in the business backstage ready to prove they have what it takes to make the EWC the greatest wrestling company in the world today! Tonight, we are going to crown the first ever EWC World Champion, as well as the first EWC North American Champion! We are going to make history tonight! So without further ado..........welcome to the land of the Elite!!
-the fans scream with excitement as the owner heads back up the ramp, and “Walk” by Pantera begins playing-
Val – Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EWC Devastation! I am the voice of the EWC, Val Martal! We have a huge show tonight, and obviously our owner sees no point in wasting another moment! Here comes Dime to the ring! This man came here to prove what everyone else is here to do, that he is the best! And he'll have his chance tonight!
-Dime steps into the ring, shaking his fist in the air as he rallies the fans behind him. “Paint It Black” by the Rolling Stones hits the loudspeakers, and the boos begin immediately as Sinister makes his way to the ring-
Val – Here comes a very dangerous man, folks. I had the opportunity to run into this man backstage before the show, and let me be the first to tell you. He is no nonsense. He's not here for fun, he's here for one thing only, that's gold! This guy has a presence about him, and I hope Dime knows what he has himself in for here tonight!
-Sinister steps into the ring, and stares at the fun-loving Dime, whom doesn't seem to be very shaken by Sinister-
For The #1 Contender Spot for the EWC North American Title
Dime vs. Sinister
-the referee calls for the bell, and Sinister stands eye to eye with Dime. Both men are looking very determined, as Sinister makes the slashing motion across the throat to Dime. Dime is talking trash in return. A vicious headbutt starts the match, as Dime is sent reeling backwards! Sinister follows that up with a clothesline!-
Val – I'm telling you, this Sinister is cold and calculating! I know Dime is all about having a good time, but he is going to have to outsmart Sinister in this situation!
-Sinister is on the mat, with a chokehold on Dime's neck as the referee is counting! He breaks before a five count, as Dime is gasping for air! Picked up by his head, Sinister whips Dime into the ropes with an Irish whip, and Dime returns fire with a big clothesline of his own! Sinister staggers backwards, as Dime kicks him in the gut, and nails a neckbreaker! Dime gets up, and looks to the crowd for their support, which they gladly give him.-
Val – Now that's what I'm talking about! Dime is going to have to keep this man off his guard, because I don't think he's going to get much accomplished trying to play his game!
-Dime drops the elbow on Sinister's chest, and begins driving knee after knee into his ribs to soften him up for Dime's finisher, the Dime Bomb! Big legdrop across the chest, and Dime is feeling in firm control! He pulls Sinister to the corner, and sets him up for the Dime bomb!-
Val – Uh oh, here we go! I've watched tapes of this guy, he likes to hit that modified Vader bomb from the top rope to finish off his opponents! Let's see if he can do it to Sinister!
-Dime shakes his fist in the air like a rock star might, rallying the fans again who are chanting “Drop the Dime! Drop the Dime!” He gets to the top rope, looks down to see Sinister still on his back in the corner, and leaps up into the air for the Dime Bomb!-
Val – Holy damn! Sinister just nipped up and caught his opponent in mid-air! He hit Sinn, that's his finisher. A sick second rope Rock Bottom! It's over, it's got to be over!! He's going for the cover!
1 - 2 - 3!
Ring Announcer – The winner and #1 Contender to the EWC North American title....Sinister!!!
Val- That was scintillating! A second rope Rock Bottom! Dime never saw it coming!! Now whoever wins the North American title has their work cut out for them, because this Sinister is not playing around! He's heading back up the ramp, but wait a second! He just passed Ryot, who's heading down to ringside. Is he friends with Dime?
-Ryot helps Dime up slowly, looking as though he were checking on him, at least until...-
Val – Ryot Driver! Ryot Driver! He just left Dime in a heap in the middle of the ring! What the hell was that all about? Something tells me we haven't heard the last of these two. Is there some kind of history here we don't know about?
Ryot vs. Andrew Watts
-As Dime is helped to the back, Ryot stands in the center of the ring, demanding his match start now!-
Val – Seems Ryot is not interested in waiting for his match! He wants it now! He doesn't seem to be willing to leave till he gets it either. Security is having a devil of a time getting him out of the ring! Wait a minute, there's “Enter the Sandman.” It looks like we won't have to wait after all, here comes one of the most decorated wrestlers in the business, Andrew Watts!
-Watts stands at the entrance, shaking his head and making his way to ringside. The referee calls for the bell as soon as Watts slides into the ring! Ryot jumps him immediately, pummeling him in the back of the head and neck with forearms! Watts covers up, as Ryot scoops him up and lands a swinging neckbreaker! Watts was caught off guard by the attack, and is suffering as a result! Ryot stands over his opponent, shaking his head with a sick little smile on his face. He rolls him over for a Sharpshooter, but Watts counters by kicking him off and backwards into the ropes.-
Val – I have to be honest, this Ryot guy makes me nervous. He looks like something that you'd poke through the bars at the zoo! Watts is back up now. Ryot is bounced off the ropes, and gets nailed with a huge running lariat! The deranged one looks to be reeling now. Watts, from what I have studied, is one of the best technical wrestlers in the game today!
-Andrew introduces Ryot's head into the turnbuckle, before whipping him across the ring into the far turnbuckle chest first! Then as Ryot clutches his chest, and steps backwards, Watts goes low and nails a chop block to his opponent's knee! Ryot goes down in agony, clutching his kneecap!-
Val – I think Watts just dislocated Ryot's knee with that chop block! Ryot is in serious trouble. You know what they say about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest! I think Watts thinks he may have it over early here, he's pulling Ryot up by the head! He's calling for one of his finishers! He's setting him up for the Highlight (RKO)! Too soon, Ryot just shoved him off, and landed 6 Feet Under!! I think it's over here!
-Ryot looks down at Watts, as Dime comes racing down to ringside! He looks pretty roughed up, but Ryot spots him and dives through the ropes into him! Dime sidesteps him, and retrieves a steel chair from ringside! Watts, being ever the opportunist, pulls the referee down to check on him. Meanwhile, Dime lands a sick chair shot right to Ryot's head, knocking him into next week! He rolls Ryot back in, and tosses the chair under the ring where it was!-
Val – Did you hear that damn chair shot!! It sounded like a gun going off, and I'm sure it felt like one to Ryot! Watts is going for the cover already!
1 - 2- 3!!
Ring Announcer – The winner of this match, Andrew Watts!!
Val – I don't know the history or the story between Dime and Ryot, but these two obviously despise one another. They are spoiling for a match. I hope the owner is watching, because if he sets this match up, I want to be there to see it!
Val – I don't know about you folks, but Devastation is getting off to a real bang here! Either one of these last two matches would be main events anywhere in the world, but we still have two titles to decide, not to mention another match!
Mikey Impact vs. Logan “The Minister” Castle
Val – I have to admit I have been looking forward to seeing this Mikey Impact in action. I know he has been all over the owner's case, wanting to be in a triple threat for a title! But opportunities are earned here, not given! And if he comes out on top in his match, I'm sure he will get all the attention he deserves! But this Minister guy does not impress me as someone to be taken lightly!
-”So Far Away” by Staind plays through the arena as Mikey Impact races down to the ring! Intensity in his eyes, he looks eager to prove himself! Once again, “Paint It Black” by the Rolling Stones begins to play as Logan Castle slowly makes his way to the ring-
Val – I think Mikey has his work cut out for him, especially if the Minister here is anything like his partner, Sinister, that we saw earlier!
-The referee calls for the bell, and Logan has bowed his head, he seems to be praying. Impact has no clue how to take this, and goes to punch him in the face, but Logan grabs his arm and jerks him down to the mat, working a Fujiwara armbar on his opponent! Logan's eyes are fixed on Impact, staring a hole into him. He seems almost possessed as Impact breaks free by grabbing the bottom rope!-
Val – Yeah, this guy definitely gives me the creeps. If I had a minister that looked like that, I think I'd call the Exorcist!
-Mikey nods his head as he gets up, as if he now realizes Logan is not a man to be trifled with. Impact invites him in, and nails a back elbow followed with a Russian leg sweep of his opponent! He goes for a big elbow drop, but Castle rolls out of the way! As Impact starts to get up, Castle pounces and begins biting him on the nose! Impact screams, and shoves him off! Blood begins trickling down his lip where he was bit!-
Val – Did he just bite him? Yeah, that's what I thought. Remind me not to get too close to this guy, he doesn't apparently get enough to eat in catering!
-Mikey shakes his head, but is obviously excited as the crowd begins chanting his name in unison. There is no doubt the fans love Mikey quite a bit! As Logan advances, Mikey goes for a kick which is caught by Castle. Impact hits a spinning heel kick which knocks Logan backwards! Impact grabs Castle by the head, and connects with a running bulldog out of the corner!-
Val – Now Mikey seems to be in firm control here, I knew I liked this guy! Logan begins to get to his feet slowly as Mikey catches his head and drives it into the mat with a thunderous jumping DDT!
-The fans are cheering loudly as Mikey senses victory. He ascends the top rope!-
Val – I've seen this move before, it's called...The Impact! That had to be the most beautiful moonsault leg drop I have seen in ages!! Mikey has the cover!
1 -2 -3!!
Ring Announcer – The winner of this match, Mikey Impact!!!!!
Val – I'd hate to be the Minister when he has to tell his partner he lost. Speaking of which, oh boy. Sinister is up on the ramp, watching. And he doesn't look pleased! I think Castle is in for a world of problems! But Mikey Impact makes a very impressive debut here in the EWC against a very game Logan Castle! Look, he's making that belt signal with his hands. He's after EWC gold, and winning matches like this is the best way to get it!
EWC North American Championship
Faith (challenger) vs. Darryl “Reality” Noke (challenger)
Val – The second most prestigious title in the game today is on the line here as Faith takes on Reality to crown our first ever EWC North American champion. And besides that, whoever wins has Sinister to look forward to as he earned the number one contendership earlier tonight! What a prize, huh?? I've been waiting to see this one! These two have a history in another federation, and none of it is good! These two will meet for the first time ever, one on one, right here tonight!
-”Nobody's Real” by Powerman 5000 hits the loudspeakers, and Reality stands in the entranceway, looking as though he is surveying the huge crowd in the arena. He gives them the sign to kiss his ass, and starts walking to the ring! The boos and catcalls begin pouring throughout the arena, as Reality climbs into the ring! The lights then turn violet at the entranceway when Faith's music hits the PA system! Faith looks less than impressed by Reality, and even less so by the crazy fans booing her as she stands a few feet from the ring, putting on her gloves-
Val – Our first title match of the night!! Darryl Noke, a.k.a. Reality, is waiting for his opponent! Yours truly has watched hours of tape on Reality as well as Faith. And these two do not like each other a little bit! They have a history dating back to another federation, and somehow this is the first time they have ever met one on one! Faith slides into the ring, and she just flipped Reality off!
-The referee calls for the bell, and Reality charges in, being caught by Faith with a sidestep that sends him careening into the corner! He catches himself before he hits, but Faith clamps her arms around his waist and hits a German suplex! She mounts him, and begins pounding that gloved right hand right into Noke's head!-
Val – I don't know what all is in those gloves, but I have a feeling there is more than just flesh and bone in there! Faith's back to her feet, and showing the crowd how she really feels about them. Noke begins to get up, and Faith lands a damn stiff kick right to the ribs! And he's back down again, no wonder why!
-She seems to be setting him up for something as Noke gets up slowly to his feet. She grabs his head, and seems to be going for a reverse DDT! Noke reverses into his own inverted DDT, dropping Faith on the back of her head! Reality drops a knee straight to Faith's heart, and then gets up to grab both her legs! He looks to the crowd with a grin, and gives her a vicious headbutt right to her nether regions!-
Val – I don't know how much that would hurt a woman, but I can't imagine it feels good! Noke is on a roll here! Noke's got her up on his shoulder now, and nails a running powerslam! Faith is in big trouble, if she doesn't get something going here!
-Noke kneels a moment, seeming to size Faith up for something. It looks to be his finishing move, the Reality Check! Faith gets to her feet slowly, she catches a kick to the gut which she catches, and he nails the Reality Check!-
Val – It's over, it's over! The Reality Check! We are about to have a new North American champion! Cover her, cover her!
-Faith is laying face down on the canvas, though she seems to be doing something out of eyesight. Noke shakes his head, it's not over for him! He shakes his finger, and goes to scoop her up! He glances to the crowd to gloat a moment, and Faith nails a huge uppercut right to the jaw! Noke drops like a rock!-
Val – What the hell was that!! She just gave him an uppercut, and he's out cold!! What the hell is going on! What's in those damn gloves! Don't tell me she's going to win off an uppercut! The ref needs to check those damn gloves!
-Faith is still wobbly from the Reality Check, and crumples down on top of him! It's a pin cover!-
1 – 2 – 3!!!!
Val – I don't believe it! She just stole the damn match! What the hell is in those gloves!
Ring Announcer – The winner and NEW EWC North American Champion...Fai---
Val – The ref is checking those gloves out. He just pulled out a roll of quarters!! There's your evidence, she's not a damn boxer! He's calling the ring announcer over, and they are talking!
Ring Announcer – Ladies and gentlemen, due to Faith using a weapon, the referee is reversing his decision. The winner and NEW EWC North American Champion, Darryl “Reality” Noke!!!
Val – Wow! Faith just won and lost the title in under 10 seconds! Noke is still out cold, and Faith is incensed! She's in there screaming about being robbed! She's lost it!
-Faith rolls out of the ring, retrieving a steel chair and rolling back in. She begins swinging that chair wildly over and over again into Noke's prone body! Body shots, leg shots, and five vicious head shots to Reality bust him wide open! He's unconscious!-
Val – She's damn nuts! Somebody get her out of there!! Noke just won his first EWC title, but he sure as hell doesn't look like a winner! Faith is one crazy b-tch! Security is dragging her out of here, and the EMTs are checking on Noke. I don't think Noke has heard the last from Faith. And the bad news keeps coming, now Noke has a target on him because his number one contender? Sinister! The title picture in the EWC just got a helluva lot more interesting!!!
-the EMTs wheel Noke out with his title draped over him, and the ring crew begin cleaning the ring up before the main event!-
-”Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva blares over the loudspeaker, and the owner of the EWC begins heading to the ring! Dressed in a referee shirt, Mark Horton will be the guest referee for the main event where the first ever EWC World Champion will be decided!-
Ring Announcer – Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening! This upcoming match is for the EWC World Championship!
EWC World Championship Match
“The Wonderboy” Tom Burgess (challenger) vs. Tiffany (challenger)
Special Guest Referee: EWC Owner Mark Horton
-the crowd goes nuts as Wonderboy's music hits, and he heads down the ramp! Smiling and slapping hands with the fans, Burgess is by far the biggest face in the building tonight! He's dressed in his gear, and looks determined as he heads down the aisle!-
Ring Announcer – Coming to the ring, from Derby, England, weighing in at 240 lbs., he is “The Wonder Boy” Tom Burgess!!!!
-Burgess looks proud as he stands on at the bottom of the ramp, as the fans go nuts for him! He climbs into the ring, and “Baby Hates Me” by Danko Jones begins playing! Lights and smoke pour from the entrance as Tiffany emerges through the fog! Dressed in a plaid skirt with a dress shirt, Tiffany looks over the crowd and rolls her eyes before she heads for the ring!-
Ring Announcer – Coming to the ring, from the City of Angels, Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 145 lbs, she is Tiffany!!!
-the boos and jeers from the crowd seem to make no difference to her, as she climbs into the ring. She gives the “up yours” signal to Wonderboy, and shoves the referee out of the way as she climbs the turnbuckle, lifting her fist into the air!-
Val – Oh boy, I've been waiting for this all night! I know the fans have too! These two have a rivalry like no other, and tonight they finally get to settle it! First time ever! The EWC title is on the line!
-the owner reminds them both of the rules, and calls for the bell as Tiffany and Burgess go eye to eye, the trash talking begins-
Val – I can't read lips, but I don't think Tiffany is offering Burgess a membership in her fan club. I hear they meet in a phone booth each week!
-the fight erupts as Tiffany and Burgess begin exchanging rights and lefts to each others' heads! The crowd is going bananas for everything, this one has been building a long time!-
Val – I can't wait for this, I can't wait for this!
-Burgess shoves Tiffany back into the ropes, landing a stiff chop right to her chest! Then fires her into the ropes, and a huge lariat sends the primadonna down to the mat! Wonderboy is pumped, and lands a legdrop across her chest and then another! Kneeling at her side, he pounds her head with a series of huge right hands!-
Val – You can just tell the Wonder boy has been waiting and waiting to get his hands on this woman! She has made his life miserable in the past, and this is the first time ever they have met!
-Burgess is on fire! The referee pulls Tom off, warning him about using closed fists. Tom nods, and heads back towards the prone Tiffany. She catches him coming in, and rolls him up in a cradle!-
1 - 2 - Kick out!
-Burgess kicks out, and Tiffany jumps to her feet! Tom starts to get up, and she pokes him with a thumb to the eye! The owner pulls her back, and admonishes her about using eye gouges. Tiffany shoves him out of the way, and the owner is not looking happy!-
Val – Tiffany better be careful! This is not the way to win over your new boss! She's already shoved him around twice now!
-Tiffany whips Burgess into the corner, and she runs in with a high knee right to Burgess' jaw in the corner! She gets up on the second turnbuckle, and begins landing huge rights to his head. The fans count along with her, as the referee has to jerk her down off the turnbuckle-
Val – Look at Mark, he's letting her have it! He's not taking this off her! She's going to follow the rules, if he has anything to say about it! Oh ...My.....God! She just slapped him across the face!
-The owner looks incensed, as Tiffany dares him to do something about it. Burgess recovers in the corner, and rolls her up for a pin!
1 - 2 - Tiffany escapes!
Val – Tiffany just rolled her shoulder in time, the match was almost over! She's pissed now, look at her drive those elbows right into his head! Wonderboy has to be having Excedrin headache number 32!
-She gets up, and rolls out of the ring! She retrieves a a folding chair from the ring announcer, and rolls back in! She pats the mat with it, and gets ready to swing! Wonderboy staggers out of the corner as Tiffany swings! Mark grabs the chair, and jerks it away from her!
Val – Did she just do what I think she did??
-Tiffany kicks the owner south of the border, and he drops to his knees! She is screaming down at him about her being the star here, and that he better learn to respect her! Tom taps her shoulder, she spins around and he catches her with a Stunner! The owner is back up-
Val – The owner is royally pissed, and he's still got that chair! Holy hell, he's swinging for the fences right at Tiff's head! She ducked, and he just laid out the Wonderboy with the sickest sounding chair shot I've ever heard! Don't tell me.....
-Tiffany grins, jerking the chair away from Mark and throwing it outside, and covers Wonderboy!-
1..........2................3!!!!
Val – No way! I don't believe it! Tiffany is the new EWC World Champion! You've gotta be kidding me! She didn't beat him, the owner did by accident! Now she's staring at the owner, and he's staring back! Don't tell me she's going to hit him, or vice versa!
-Tiffany and the owner stare holes into each other, as she begins to grin. So does he. And she runs and jumps into his arms-
Val- WHAT THE HELL!!! NO WAY IN HELL IS THIS HAPPENING! SOMEBODY TELL ME THE OWNER OF THE EWC IS NOT HUGGING TIFFANY! What the hell is going on around here!!
-Tiffany kisses the owner, arms and legs wrapped around him! He puts her down, and raises her hand! He takes the EWC World title from the stunned ring announcer, and hands it to her! A huge smile on his face as he holds her hand up!-
Val – This can't be happening! You mean this was planned all along? We've all been swerved, ladies and gentlemen! I don't know what the hell is going on here! But I don't like it! Maybe we'll get some answers next week at Friday Night Elite! This is Val Martal, thanking you for joining us for Devastation! This is crazy, I can't wait to find out what happens at Elite this week! The owner has some explaining to do! And I'll be damned if Tiffany is not our new EWC champion!
The First Ever EWC Pay Per View!
-the arena is packed with fans. A huge entrance stage leads down a ramp to the ring, with the trademark EWC gray ropes! Inside the ring dressed casually is the owner of the EWC, Mark Horton, with a microphone-
Mark - Welcome to our first Pay Per View, Devastation! Welcome to the future of the wrestling industry! Welcome to ELITE WRESTLING CHAMPIONS! My name is Mark Horton, and I am the proud owner of this organization! I have gathered talent from all over the world here tonight to compete for you. I have the top names in the business backstage ready to prove they have what it takes to make the EWC the greatest wrestling company in the world today! Tonight, we are going to crown the first ever EWC World Champion, as well as the first EWC North American Champion! We are going to make history tonight! So without further ado..........welcome to the land of the Elite!!
-the fans scream with excitement as the owner heads back up the ramp, and “Walk” by Pantera begins playing-
Val – Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EWC Devastation! I am the voice of the EWC, Val Martal! We have a huge show tonight, and obviously our owner sees no point in wasting another moment! Here comes Dime to the ring! This man came here to prove what everyone else is here to do, that he is the best! And he'll have his chance tonight!
-Dime steps into the ring, shaking his fist in the air as he rallies the fans behind him. “Paint It Black” by the Rolling Stones hits the loudspeakers, and the boos begin immediately as Sinister makes his way to the ring-
Val – Here comes a very dangerous man, folks. I had the opportunity to run into this man backstage before the show, and let me be the first to tell you. He is no nonsense. He's not here for fun, he's here for one thing only, that's gold! This guy has a presence about him, and I hope Dime knows what he has himself in for here tonight!
-Sinister steps into the ring, and stares at the fun-loving Dime, whom doesn't seem to be very shaken by Sinister-
For The #1 Contender Spot for the EWC North American Title
Dime vs. Sinister
-the referee calls for the bell, and Sinister stands eye to eye with Dime. Both men are looking very determined, as Sinister makes the slashing motion across the throat to Dime. Dime is talking trash in return. A vicious headbutt starts the match, as Dime is sent reeling backwards! Sinister follows that up with a clothesline!-
Val – I'm telling you, this Sinister is cold and calculating! I know Dime is all about having a good time, but he is going to have to outsmart Sinister in this situation!
-Sinister is on the mat, with a chokehold on Dime's neck as the referee is counting! He breaks before a five count, as Dime is gasping for air! Picked up by his head, Sinister whips Dime into the ropes with an Irish whip, and Dime returns fire with a big clothesline of his own! Sinister staggers backwards, as Dime kicks him in the gut, and nails a neckbreaker! Dime gets up, and looks to the crowd for their support, which they gladly give him.-
Val – Now that's what I'm talking about! Dime is going to have to keep this man off his guard, because I don't think he's going to get much accomplished trying to play his game!
-Dime drops the elbow on Sinister's chest, and begins driving knee after knee into his ribs to soften him up for Dime's finisher, the Dime Bomb! Big legdrop across the chest, and Dime is feeling in firm control! He pulls Sinister to the corner, and sets him up for the Dime bomb!-
Val – Uh oh, here we go! I've watched tapes of this guy, he likes to hit that modified Vader bomb from the top rope to finish off his opponents! Let's see if he can do it to Sinister!
-Dime shakes his fist in the air like a rock star might, rallying the fans again who are chanting “Drop the Dime! Drop the Dime!” He gets to the top rope, looks down to see Sinister still on his back in the corner, and leaps up into the air for the Dime Bomb!-
Val – Holy damn! Sinister just nipped up and caught his opponent in mid-air! He hit Sinn, that's his finisher. A sick second rope Rock Bottom! It's over, it's got to be over!! He's going for the cover!
1 - 2 - 3!
Ring Announcer – The winner and #1 Contender to the EWC North American title....Sinister!!!
Val- That was scintillating! A second rope Rock Bottom! Dime never saw it coming!! Now whoever wins the North American title has their work cut out for them, because this Sinister is not playing around! He's heading back up the ramp, but wait a second! He just passed Ryot, who's heading down to ringside. Is he friends with Dime?
-Ryot helps Dime up slowly, looking as though he were checking on him, at least until...-
Val – Ryot Driver! Ryot Driver! He just left Dime in a heap in the middle of the ring! What the hell was that all about? Something tells me we haven't heard the last of these two. Is there some kind of history here we don't know about?
Ryot vs. Andrew Watts
-As Dime is helped to the back, Ryot stands in the center of the ring, demanding his match start now!-
Val – Seems Ryot is not interested in waiting for his match! He wants it now! He doesn't seem to be willing to leave till he gets it either. Security is having a devil of a time getting him out of the ring! Wait a minute, there's “Enter the Sandman.” It looks like we won't have to wait after all, here comes one of the most decorated wrestlers in the business, Andrew Watts!
-Watts stands at the entrance, shaking his head and making his way to ringside. The referee calls for the bell as soon as Watts slides into the ring! Ryot jumps him immediately, pummeling him in the back of the head and neck with forearms! Watts covers up, as Ryot scoops him up and lands a swinging neckbreaker! Watts was caught off guard by the attack, and is suffering as a result! Ryot stands over his opponent, shaking his head with a sick little smile on his face. He rolls him over for a Sharpshooter, but Watts counters by kicking him off and backwards into the ropes.-
Val – I have to be honest, this Ryot guy makes me nervous. He looks like something that you'd poke through the bars at the zoo! Watts is back up now. Ryot is bounced off the ropes, and gets nailed with a huge running lariat! The deranged one looks to be reeling now. Watts, from what I have studied, is one of the best technical wrestlers in the game today!
-Andrew introduces Ryot's head into the turnbuckle, before whipping him across the ring into the far turnbuckle chest first! Then as Ryot clutches his chest, and steps backwards, Watts goes low and nails a chop block to his opponent's knee! Ryot goes down in agony, clutching his kneecap!-
Val – I think Watts just dislocated Ryot's knee with that chop block! Ryot is in serious trouble. You know what they say about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest! I think Watts thinks he may have it over early here, he's pulling Ryot up by the head! He's calling for one of his finishers! He's setting him up for the Highlight (RKO)! Too soon, Ryot just shoved him off, and landed 6 Feet Under!! I think it's over here!
-Ryot looks down at Watts, as Dime comes racing down to ringside! He looks pretty roughed up, but Ryot spots him and dives through the ropes into him! Dime sidesteps him, and retrieves a steel chair from ringside! Watts, being ever the opportunist, pulls the referee down to check on him. Meanwhile, Dime lands a sick chair shot right to Ryot's head, knocking him into next week! He rolls Ryot back in, and tosses the chair under the ring where it was!-
Val – Did you hear that damn chair shot!! It sounded like a gun going off, and I'm sure it felt like one to Ryot! Watts is going for the cover already!
1 - 2- 3!!
Ring Announcer – The winner of this match, Andrew Watts!!
Val – I don't know the history or the story between Dime and Ryot, but these two obviously despise one another. They are spoiling for a match. I hope the owner is watching, because if he sets this match up, I want to be there to see it!
Val – I don't know about you folks, but Devastation is getting off to a real bang here! Either one of these last two matches would be main events anywhere in the world, but we still have two titles to decide, not to mention another match!
Mikey Impact vs. Logan “The Minister” Castle
Val – I have to admit I have been looking forward to seeing this Mikey Impact in action. I know he has been all over the owner's case, wanting to be in a triple threat for a title! But opportunities are earned here, not given! And if he comes out on top in his match, I'm sure he will get all the attention he deserves! But this Minister guy does not impress me as someone to be taken lightly!
-”So Far Away” by Staind plays through the arena as Mikey Impact races down to the ring! Intensity in his eyes, he looks eager to prove himself! Once again, “Paint It Black” by the Rolling Stones begins to play as Logan Castle slowly makes his way to the ring-
Val – I think Mikey has his work cut out for him, especially if the Minister here is anything like his partner, Sinister, that we saw earlier!
-The referee calls for the bell, and Logan has bowed his head, he seems to be praying. Impact has no clue how to take this, and goes to punch him in the face, but Logan grabs his arm and jerks him down to the mat, working a Fujiwara armbar on his opponent! Logan's eyes are fixed on Impact, staring a hole into him. He seems almost possessed as Impact breaks free by grabbing the bottom rope!-
Val – Yeah, this guy definitely gives me the creeps. If I had a minister that looked like that, I think I'd call the Exorcist!
-Mikey nods his head as he gets up, as if he now realizes Logan is not a man to be trifled with. Impact invites him in, and nails a back elbow followed with a Russian leg sweep of his opponent! He goes for a big elbow drop, but Castle rolls out of the way! As Impact starts to get up, Castle pounces and begins biting him on the nose! Impact screams, and shoves him off! Blood begins trickling down his lip where he was bit!-
Val – Did he just bite him? Yeah, that's what I thought. Remind me not to get too close to this guy, he doesn't apparently get enough to eat in catering!
-Mikey shakes his head, but is obviously excited as the crowd begins chanting his name in unison. There is no doubt the fans love Mikey quite a bit! As Logan advances, Mikey goes for a kick which is caught by Castle. Impact hits a spinning heel kick which knocks Logan backwards! Impact grabs Castle by the head, and connects with a running bulldog out of the corner!-
Val – Now Mikey seems to be in firm control here, I knew I liked this guy! Logan begins to get to his feet slowly as Mikey catches his head and drives it into the mat with a thunderous jumping DDT!
-The fans are cheering loudly as Mikey senses victory. He ascends the top rope!-
Val – I've seen this move before, it's called...The Impact! That had to be the most beautiful moonsault leg drop I have seen in ages!! Mikey has the cover!
1 -2 -3!!
Ring Announcer – The winner of this match, Mikey Impact!!!!!
Val – I'd hate to be the Minister when he has to tell his partner he lost. Speaking of which, oh boy. Sinister is up on the ramp, watching. And he doesn't look pleased! I think Castle is in for a world of problems! But Mikey Impact makes a very impressive debut here in the EWC against a very game Logan Castle! Look, he's making that belt signal with his hands. He's after EWC gold, and winning matches like this is the best way to get it!
EWC North American Championship
Faith (challenger) vs. Darryl “Reality” Noke (challenger)
Val – The second most prestigious title in the game today is on the line here as Faith takes on Reality to crown our first ever EWC North American champion. And besides that, whoever wins has Sinister to look forward to as he earned the number one contendership earlier tonight! What a prize, huh?? I've been waiting to see this one! These two have a history in another federation, and none of it is good! These two will meet for the first time ever, one on one, right here tonight!
-”Nobody's Real” by Powerman 5000 hits the loudspeakers, and Reality stands in the entranceway, looking as though he is surveying the huge crowd in the arena. He gives them the sign to kiss his ass, and starts walking to the ring! The boos and catcalls begin pouring throughout the arena, as Reality climbs into the ring! The lights then turn violet at the entranceway when Faith's music hits the PA system! Faith looks less than impressed by Reality, and even less so by the crazy fans booing her as she stands a few feet from the ring, putting on her gloves-
Val – Our first title match of the night!! Darryl Noke, a.k.a. Reality, is waiting for his opponent! Yours truly has watched hours of tape on Reality as well as Faith. And these two do not like each other a little bit! They have a history dating back to another federation, and somehow this is the first time they have ever met one on one! Faith slides into the ring, and she just flipped Reality off!
-The referee calls for the bell, and Reality charges in, being caught by Faith with a sidestep that sends him careening into the corner! He catches himself before he hits, but Faith clamps her arms around his waist and hits a German suplex! She mounts him, and begins pounding that gloved right hand right into Noke's head!-
Val – I don't know what all is in those gloves, but I have a feeling there is more than just flesh and bone in there! Faith's back to her feet, and showing the crowd how she really feels about them. Noke begins to get up, and Faith lands a damn stiff kick right to the ribs! And he's back down again, no wonder why!
-She seems to be setting him up for something as Noke gets up slowly to his feet. She grabs his head, and seems to be going for a reverse DDT! Noke reverses into his own inverted DDT, dropping Faith on the back of her head! Reality drops a knee straight to Faith's heart, and then gets up to grab both her legs! He looks to the crowd with a grin, and gives her a vicious headbutt right to her nether regions!-
Val – I don't know how much that would hurt a woman, but I can't imagine it feels good! Noke is on a roll here! Noke's got her up on his shoulder now, and nails a running powerslam! Faith is in big trouble, if she doesn't get something going here!
-Noke kneels a moment, seeming to size Faith up for something. It looks to be his finishing move, the Reality Check! Faith gets to her feet slowly, she catches a kick to the gut which she catches, and he nails the Reality Check!-
Val – It's over, it's over! The Reality Check! We are about to have a new North American champion! Cover her, cover her!
-Faith is laying face down on the canvas, though she seems to be doing something out of eyesight. Noke shakes his head, it's not over for him! He shakes his finger, and goes to scoop her up! He glances to the crowd to gloat a moment, and Faith nails a huge uppercut right to the jaw! Noke drops like a rock!-
Val – What the hell was that!! She just gave him an uppercut, and he's out cold!! What the hell is going on! What's in those damn gloves! Don't tell me she's going to win off an uppercut! The ref needs to check those damn gloves!
-Faith is still wobbly from the Reality Check, and crumples down on top of him! It's a pin cover!-
1 – 2 – 3!!!!
Val – I don't believe it! She just stole the damn match! What the hell is in those gloves!
Ring Announcer – The winner and NEW EWC North American Champion...Fai---
Val – The ref is checking those gloves out. He just pulled out a roll of quarters!! There's your evidence, she's not a damn boxer! He's calling the ring announcer over, and they are talking!
Ring Announcer – Ladies and gentlemen, due to Faith using a weapon, the referee is reversing his decision. The winner and NEW EWC North American Champion, Darryl “Reality” Noke!!!
Val – Wow! Faith just won and lost the title in under 10 seconds! Noke is still out cold, and Faith is incensed! She's in there screaming about being robbed! She's lost it!
-Faith rolls out of the ring, retrieving a steel chair and rolling back in. She begins swinging that chair wildly over and over again into Noke's prone body! Body shots, leg shots, and five vicious head shots to Reality bust him wide open! He's unconscious!-
Val – She's damn nuts! Somebody get her out of there!! Noke just won his first EWC title, but he sure as hell doesn't look like a winner! Faith is one crazy b-tch! Security is dragging her out of here, and the EMTs are checking on Noke. I don't think Noke has heard the last from Faith. And the bad news keeps coming, now Noke has a target on him because his number one contender? Sinister! The title picture in the EWC just got a helluva lot more interesting!!!
-the EMTs wheel Noke out with his title draped over him, and the ring crew begin cleaning the ring up before the main event!-
-”Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva blares over the loudspeaker, and the owner of the EWC begins heading to the ring! Dressed in a referee shirt, Mark Horton will be the guest referee for the main event where the first ever EWC World Champion will be decided!-
Ring Announcer – Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening! This upcoming match is for the EWC World Championship!
EWC World Championship Match
“The Wonderboy” Tom Burgess (challenger) vs. Tiffany (challenger)
Special Guest Referee: EWC Owner Mark Horton
-the crowd goes nuts as Wonderboy's music hits, and he heads down the ramp! Smiling and slapping hands with the fans, Burgess is by far the biggest face in the building tonight! He's dressed in his gear, and looks determined as he heads down the aisle!-
Ring Announcer – Coming to the ring, from Derby, England, weighing in at 240 lbs., he is “The Wonder Boy” Tom Burgess!!!!
-Burgess looks proud as he stands on at the bottom of the ramp, as the fans go nuts for him! He climbs into the ring, and “Baby Hates Me” by Danko Jones begins playing! Lights and smoke pour from the entrance as Tiffany emerges through the fog! Dressed in a plaid skirt with a dress shirt, Tiffany looks over the crowd and rolls her eyes before she heads for the ring!-
Ring Announcer – Coming to the ring, from the City of Angels, Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 145 lbs, she is Tiffany!!!
-the boos and jeers from the crowd seem to make no difference to her, as she climbs into the ring. She gives the “up yours” signal to Wonderboy, and shoves the referee out of the way as she climbs the turnbuckle, lifting her fist into the air!-
Val – Oh boy, I've been waiting for this all night! I know the fans have too! These two have a rivalry like no other, and tonight they finally get to settle it! First time ever! The EWC title is on the line!
-the owner reminds them both of the rules, and calls for the bell as Tiffany and Burgess go eye to eye, the trash talking begins-
Val – I can't read lips, but I don't think Tiffany is offering Burgess a membership in her fan club. I hear they meet in a phone booth each week!
-the fight erupts as Tiffany and Burgess begin exchanging rights and lefts to each others' heads! The crowd is going bananas for everything, this one has been building a long time!-
Val – I can't wait for this, I can't wait for this!
-Burgess shoves Tiffany back into the ropes, landing a stiff chop right to her chest! Then fires her into the ropes, and a huge lariat sends the primadonna down to the mat! Wonderboy is pumped, and lands a legdrop across her chest and then another! Kneeling at her side, he pounds her head with a series of huge right hands!-
Val – You can just tell the Wonder boy has been waiting and waiting to get his hands on this woman! She has made his life miserable in the past, and this is the first time ever they have met!
-Burgess is on fire! The referee pulls Tom off, warning him about using closed fists. Tom nods, and heads back towards the prone Tiffany. She catches him coming in, and rolls him up in a cradle!-
1 - 2 - Kick out!
-Burgess kicks out, and Tiffany jumps to her feet! Tom starts to get up, and she pokes him with a thumb to the eye! The owner pulls her back, and admonishes her about using eye gouges. Tiffany shoves him out of the way, and the owner is not looking happy!-
Val – Tiffany better be careful! This is not the way to win over your new boss! She's already shoved him around twice now!
-Tiffany whips Burgess into the corner, and she runs in with a high knee right to Burgess' jaw in the corner! She gets up on the second turnbuckle, and begins landing huge rights to his head. The fans count along with her, as the referee has to jerk her down off the turnbuckle-
Val – Look at Mark, he's letting her have it! He's not taking this off her! She's going to follow the rules, if he has anything to say about it! Oh ...My.....God! She just slapped him across the face!
-The owner looks incensed, as Tiffany dares him to do something about it. Burgess recovers in the corner, and rolls her up for a pin!
1 - 2 - Tiffany escapes!
Val – Tiffany just rolled her shoulder in time, the match was almost over! She's pissed now, look at her drive those elbows right into his head! Wonderboy has to be having Excedrin headache number 32!
-She gets up, and rolls out of the ring! She retrieves a a folding chair from the ring announcer, and rolls back in! She pats the mat with it, and gets ready to swing! Wonderboy staggers out of the corner as Tiffany swings! Mark grabs the chair, and jerks it away from her!
Val – Did she just do what I think she did??
-Tiffany kicks the owner south of the border, and he drops to his knees! She is screaming down at him about her being the star here, and that he better learn to respect her! Tom taps her shoulder, she spins around and he catches her with a Stunner! The owner is back up-
Val – The owner is royally pissed, and he's still got that chair! Holy hell, he's swinging for the fences right at Tiff's head! She ducked, and he just laid out the Wonderboy with the sickest sounding chair shot I've ever heard! Don't tell me.....
-Tiffany grins, jerking the chair away from Mark and throwing it outside, and covers Wonderboy!-
1..........2................3!!!!
Val – No way! I don't believe it! Tiffany is the new EWC World Champion! You've gotta be kidding me! She didn't beat him, the owner did by accident! Now she's staring at the owner, and he's staring back! Don't tell me she's going to hit him, or vice versa!
-Tiffany and the owner stare holes into each other, as she begins to grin. So does he. And she runs and jumps into his arms-
Val- WHAT THE HELL!!! NO WAY IN HELL IS THIS HAPPENING! SOMEBODY TELL ME THE OWNER OF THE EWC IS NOT HUGGING TIFFANY! What the hell is going on around here!!
-Tiffany kisses the owner, arms and legs wrapped around him! He puts her down, and raises her hand! He takes the EWC World title from the stunned ring announcer, and hands it to her! A huge smile on his face as he holds her hand up!-
Val – This can't be happening! You mean this was planned all along? We've all been swerved, ladies and gentlemen! I don't know what the hell is going on here! But I don't like it! Maybe we'll get some answers next week at Friday Night Elite! This is Val Martal, thanking you for joining us for Devastation! This is crazy, I can't wait to find out what happens at Elite this week! The owner has some explaining to do! And I'll be damned if Tiffany is not our new EWC champion!