Post by wonderboy on May 3, 2007 13:47:04 GMT -5
*The light in the arena dims as "The Wonderboy" Tom Burgess shows up on the titantron with his well renowned shades on, the crowd go wild*
"Ah, poor little Tiffany... Feeling the strain of being the Champion are we? Nice to see you were predictable again allowing Val to catch up with you. He must have realised you were shopping for a replica belt to replace the one you are going to lose to me at Chaos..."
*Burgess pauses and hums to himself, looking around for no apparent reason, clearly playing mind games with the Champ*
"Seriously Tiff, The Wonderboy is worried. He thinks that being Champion is not good for your mental health. You ask Val Martal the same question three times? Did you not hear him the first time? Also, The Wonderboy had to chuckle when he heard you call Val a prick then immediately after, brand me immature for calling you names! I have to hand it to you Tiff, that was a good one *laughs out loud*.
Listen, in all seriousness, I'm glad your hitting the shops. Why? Because on the Sunday night, after Chaos has ended, and The Wonderboy gets stitched up and brings his title home, he is going to have the biggest god damn party these people have ever seen. What does he need? He needs about 60 kegs of beer and a whole lotta spirits! As The Wonderboy is in intensive training as usual, he doesn't have time for all this shopping crap. You say you have intelligence in spades? Well, do the smartest thing you could ever do Tiff and buy me a damn beer... I'm thirsty!"
*Wonderboy laughs as the camera fades out and the crowd cheer*
"Ah, poor little Tiffany... Feeling the strain of being the Champion are we? Nice to see you were predictable again allowing Val to catch up with you. He must have realised you were shopping for a replica belt to replace the one you are going to lose to me at Chaos..."
*Burgess pauses and hums to himself, looking around for no apparent reason, clearly playing mind games with the Champ*
"Seriously Tiff, The Wonderboy is worried. He thinks that being Champion is not good for your mental health. You ask Val Martal the same question three times? Did you not hear him the first time? Also, The Wonderboy had to chuckle when he heard you call Val a prick then immediately after, brand me immature for calling you names! I have to hand it to you Tiff, that was a good one *laughs out loud*.
Listen, in all seriousness, I'm glad your hitting the shops. Why? Because on the Sunday night, after Chaos has ended, and The Wonderboy gets stitched up and brings his title home, he is going to have the biggest god damn party these people have ever seen. What does he need? He needs about 60 kegs of beer and a whole lotta spirits! As The Wonderboy is in intensive training as usual, he doesn't have time for all this shopping crap. You say you have intelligence in spades? Well, do the smartest thing you could ever do Tiff and buy me a damn beer... I'm thirsty!"
*Wonderboy laughs as the camera fades out and the crowd cheer*